In the car...
E: Why we stoppin' at the gas station
A: Because your dad never puts gas in the van, it drives me crazy!
E: Grandpa Ada drives me crazy!
A: (laughing) What?
E: He pushes me crazy in my stroller at the running mall
To a friend, at a party...
F: Oh, a new baby is going to come to your house?
E: Three babies! One in my tummy and one in my momma's tummy
To me, carrying her up the stairs with my hand completely full of things she told me to carry
E: You're not carrying me appropriately
In her defense, I was carrying her low (around her middle) against my middle, not on my hip